Win a FREE T-shirt!

(or be certain to get yours and buy one!)

Fill out the following form to be entered in a drawing to win a FREE T-Shirt.

The rules are simple: (1) One entry per household. (2) Multiple entries, or the use of robot-submitted entries, disqualify you from winning anything. (3) Offer void where prohibited. (4) We may give away as many shirts as we feel like. (5) If we do not receive enough paid orders to cover the cost of printing, no shirts will be awarded.


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Buy a T-Shirt!

To be absolutely certain that you will receive a T-shirt, you may buy one!
The shirts bear on their fronts the proud logo and slogan in the above graphic, and are available in M, L, and XL. They are made from durable, high-quality black cotton, and the price is $19.95. Postage is included in the price, but if you live outside the US, please add an extra $2. Although (shh!) this site is a parody, the shirts are indeed 100% real, so order yours now!
Send cash, check, or money order to us at:

Muso Mushin Intanetto
1217C Mariner Dr.
San Francisco, CA 94130

Make your checks out to "Jeremy Bornstein". Be sure to include your email address with your order, so we may communicate with you about your order if necessary. (We'll tell you when it ships, basically.) You may also wish to drop us an email saying that you've sent in your snail-mail order.

NOTICE: Muso Mushin Intanetto does not intend to make money on this endeavor. Any profits generated from sales of shirts will be given to nonprofit organizations engaged in sexual education programs.