Fill out the following form to be entered in a
drawing to win a FREE T-Shirt.
The rules are simple: (1) One
entry per household. (2) Multiple entries, or the use of
robot-submitted entries, disqualify you from winning
anything. (3) Offer void where prohibited. (4) We may give
away as many shirts as we feel like. (5) If we do not
receive enough paid orders to cover
the cost of printing, no shirts will be awarded.
Buy a T-Shirt!
To be absolutely certain that you will
receive a T-shirt, you may buy one!
The shirts bear on their fronts the proud logo and slogan in the above
graphic, and are available in M, L, and XL. They are made from
durable, high-quality black cotton, and the price is $19.95. Postage
is included in the price, but if you live outside the US, please add
an extra $2. Although (shh!) this site is a parody, the shirts are
indeed 100% real, so order yours now!
Send cash, check, or money order to us at:
Make your checks out to "Jeremy Bornstein". Be sure
to include your email address with your order, so we may
communicate with you about your order if necessary. (We'll
tell you when it ships, basically.) You may also wish to
drop us an email
saying that you've sent in your snail-mail order.
NOTICE: Muso Mushin Intanetto does not
intend to make money on this endeavor. Any profits generated
from sales of shirts will be given to nonprofit
organizations engaged in sexual education programs.
Muso Mushin Intanetto
1217C Mariner Dr.
San Francisco, CA 94130