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JEREMIAS: I got a call from both Mike’s and Diane’s parents. They are concerned that their contract doesn't specifically mention residuals and they want to meet with all of us. How do you feel about that?

DIANE: I think it would help. We knew that in spite of how much they said they loved us, that underneath they were chiseling bastards only desirous of our spectacular failure.

JEREMIAS: What if they try to do their own site?

MIKE:Yeah, like anyone would pay to see a Catholic priest and a woman who washes corpses fucking in the ass!

JEREMIAS: I don't think you have a very firm grasp on American popular culture, Mike.

MIKE:What, you mean like velour shirts are "out" or something?

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