both know that what we are doing is going to upset
many people, and frankly, that gets us hot. We're
hoping that we will also have some supporters who
will come and debate, in a civil manner - the
topics of adequate lubrication, anal health
consequences, reach-arounds, as well as the power
of the Internet.
are some of our most Frequently
Do your parents know what you are
going to do?
Diane is practically an
orphan, since her parents are such low-life trash.
We don't really care what they think, but we're
going to go through the motions of telling them
anyway. Mike's father is a Catholic priest, so
we're going to need time to get ready to tell him.
We're planning on doing it "later".
Aren't you ashamed of what you're
doing? You are making a mockery of marriage and
telling kids that it is OK to have sex before
are not telling kids
that it is OK to have sex before marriage. Just
sex before marriage.
That's okay. We don't think it's perverted or
wrong, and we know it will feel
good. We're not ashamed in the least. In fact, we
have already explored each other's anus with our
tongues, and are very much looking forward to the
inevitable distension in Diane's ass which will
inevitably accompany repeated, violent anal
Are you going to get naked and show
everything on the 18th day?
is that how we're supposed to do it? Actually, as
is our family custom, passed down through
generations, we will have our anal sex through a
hole in a bedsheet, fully clothed. Moron! What do
you think? Do you think people would come to see it
if we didn't? What do you think the whole purpose
of this is, anyway?
Will you get AIDS tested and
practice safe sex that night?
don't know. After all, we're both virgins and have
only occasionally engaged in intravenous drug use
with strangers' needles. We trust each other, after
all. What kind of love would it be if we couldn't
rely on that loving trust?
You are both church-going people,
doesn't what you are doing - go against your
That's a good question.
The Bible doesn't specifically prohibit anal sex as
far as we can tell. Lots of people seem to
think that it
does, but we think they're just "full" of "hooey".
Mike's Dad might have something to say about this,
since after all he's a Catholic priest, and pretty
traditional at that. (Although he's never been
caught molesting young boys, as we understand is
traditional now.) Plus we know that if we're wrong,
Jesus will forgive us. Isn't that great? No matter
perverted, or twisted thing we do - Jesus still
loves us and will forgive us. All we have to do to
get into Heaven is repent at the last second of our
lives. What a great religion! (Not that either of
us would do anything sick, perverted, or twisted,
of course, because we are after all good
Are you concerned that what you are
doing will hurt your chances for employment in the
at all. We have both been promised employment for
life at Jeremias' uncle's Qwik-E-Mart. Sounds fun
It's bad enough that I had to try
and explain to my 10 year old son what "oral sex"
is, because of the "Monica Lewinsky" stuff ....what
do you expect me to tell him about what you are
up some lie about it just like you lie to him about
virtually everything else important in the world,